From Jackie Cantwell
author: Handler, Chelsea
Warning: contains scatological humor, sex/drug references, adult situations, cursing, etc. It is also laugh-out-loud funny. Skip the first two chapters: she covered similar ground in previous books (including trying to get a Cabbage Patch doll). There’s a practical joke involving a supposed dead dog and her boyfriend, Ted. There are also vacations on Martha’s Vineyard with her siblings in her father’s filthy house and on Turks/Caicos with her entourage. One story consists of e-mails amongst her siblings of their efforts to sell the dilapidated NJ home of their father (whom they nicknamed “Platypus” and who may be sleeping with his Jamaican housekeeper). There’s also a friend’s rooftop wedding, and will Ted’s helicopter land on them as the vows are exchanged?